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Lilly here, all the way in England! 25 years old; all you need to know about me involves theatre, fictional gay French men, books and music. Should you care to find out more my askbox is always open!

@prattprattpratt: I just got pretty hard core up in a drug dealers face. Fuck that guy. Be good. Don’t be a drug dealer. People will think ur a piece of shit.

only-one-canoli:

my only regret is the time i wasted on heterosexuality

georgespancake:

i’m dead Katie Blagden renominated George “because his attempt was pathetic.”

I’m stripping my hair to redye it and I spilt some of the mix on my bed and on the black sheets it looks like a cum stain and I can’t stop laughing.

If you must leave,
Leave as though fire burns under your feet.
If you must speak,
Speak every word as though it were unique.

flighttune:

Good evening. Welcome to the six o’clock news. I’m your anchor…

This man is an absolute genious, he is the true Punmaster

I have a crushed nerve in my foot and most of the time it’s a manageable pain…not tonight. Holy crap I can barely walk. If you hear sobbing it’s just me.

mamamura:

of course i want kids. what? children? no no you misunderstand. i mean baby goats. why the hell would i want baby human beings? thats gross.

montparnasseofficial:

"so do you have a boyfriend"

i have a book that’s 1200 words of pure french angst does that count

I’m glad my mum saw Guardians Of The Galaxy with me because at least she was laughing when I was dancing in front my nephew singing “o-o-o-h child things are gonna get easier…” No one else laughed. Especially when I called him a turd blossom. Long story short I am in love with this film.

Laura Jane Matthewson (Rose in Dogfight) just called me Darlin on twitter and now I want to cry.